Being a mom is like living a double life—picking up toys by night, managing a full-day job, cooking all the meals, cleaning the house, and still managing to have brunch with the girls. We'd like to think your kids appreciate all that you do for them, because, let's be honest, it most certainly cuts into your 'you time.' Sometimes kids don't realize what happens behind the scenes, and just want their cookies on the table and Battle Unicorn.
For all those other times when you ask yourself, "Did my kid really just say that?" here are 20+ tweets that showcase the unpredictable life you lead as a parent. Kids can say the craziest things, and no matter how prepared you think you are, you're never prepared for what comes out of their mouths. We're lucky if they give us a piece of their candy. But hey, at least we get to ride with them through their smallest and biggest milestones—and isn't that the most important thing anyway?
